THE FUCK LIST

these are people that i DEFINITIVELY would fuck. id fuck them because i love them id fuck them because their hot, id fuck them cause i hate them so much id want to fuck the hate out of them. no matter gender, age, or even fictional.. id fuck them all.
- Jason Segel
- Jonah Hill
- Seth Rogen
- James Franco
- Jesus
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- Patrick Starfish
- Mr. Burns
- iCarly
- Jimmy Fallon
- Justin Timberlake
- Ellen Degeneres
- Kris Kringle
- Judd Apatow
- Kristen Wigg
- Zack Galifinakis
- Bradley Cooper
- Andy Samberg
- Jorma Taccone
- Rob Dyrdek
- Any of the hot guys on REALWORLD:ROAD RULES
- NPH
- Jason Bateman
- Ryan Reynolds
- Will Arnett
- Tina Fey
- Amy Poehler
- Bruno Mars
- Lady Gaga
- Hugh Grant
- Hugh Jackman
- Wolverine
- Colin Firth
- Daniel Tosh
- John Stewart
- Fozzie the Bear
- The Cowardly Lion
- Nicki Minaj
- Brad Pitt
- Lil’ Wayne
- Patrick Dempsey
- Eric Dane
- Eric Bana
- Danger Ehren
- Dexter Morgan
- James Avoy
- Dr. Jackson Avery
- McDreamy
- McSteamy
- Mr. Tim Hortons
- Darren Criss
- Gob Bluth
- Buster Bluth
- Michael Bluth
- Michael Cera
- James McAvoy
- Michael Fassbender
- Lizzie Mcguire
- Charlie Day
- Jason Sudeikis
- Rob McElhenney
- Finn Hudson
- Glen Howerton
- Puglsey Addams
- Wednesday Addams
- Jason Pennington
- Gumby and Pokey (Would never do separately, has to be a 3some)
- Lorne Michaels
- Uncle Fester
- Mr. Munster
- Buckwheat
- Craig Ferguson
- Kristen Bell
- Jay Baruchel
- Kevin Spacey
- Jerry Seinfeld
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